1. bonerfart:


    *upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 


    (via bunnybabe666)

  2. dion-thesocialist:

    Some people spend too much time on the internet and decide not to vaccinate their kids. Others spend too much time on the internet and decide that explaining masturbation to a four year old is a perfectly healthy and acceptable thing to do.

  3. foxalpha:


    i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
    think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

    as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

    (via bodysparks)

  4. guwap-dawg:

    kinda seriously contemplating getting a deftones tattoo lmao u know im fucked up

    either the White Pony or the owl from diamond eyes would make awesome tattoos

  5. deeisforduh:


I know that guacamole is extra // $20

This is my “going-to-Chipotle” shirt.
  6. lesbian-satan:

    I read that Goatman story and I am thoroughly spooped

    probably one of my favs. there’s some people making a short film adaptation too. i hope it doesn’t suck.

  7. twocubes:

    the trans agenda is to diversify the meaning of “gender” while making “aesthetic” more specific, so that eventually one replaces the other

    (via monetizeyourcat)

  8. yeezusquote:

    Tell’em YEEZY.

    (via jean-luc-gohard)

  9. xainagal:

    the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

    (Source: pigeonsandnonsense, via jean-luc-gohard)

  10. thief-in-the-dark:



    I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.

    i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week


    (via the-hyacinthgirl)