1. mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

    mikalhvi:

    gentlemanbones:

    "What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

    …Oh.”

    is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

    (Source: bent-duck, via iguanamouth)

  2. biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

    sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

    (via jean-luc-gohard)

  3. drkelexo:

ouendanl:

romanskyaryday:

this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

it looks like an earthbound enemy

    drkelexo:

    ouendanl:

    romanskyaryday:

    this is the most frightening depiction of heterosexuality i’ve seen in a long time

    it looks like an earthbound enemy

    (via tambarabongs)

  4. genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

    genderofthenight:

    Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

  5. (Source: moosekleenex, via zoe-cat)

  6. calibornsmainsqueeze:

    trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

    does eating several bowls of cereal a day count as drinking milk

    (via zoe-cat)

  7. (Source: mysharona1987, via rumonkey)

  8. hexgoddess:

    I hate to break this to you but there are lesbian relationships that involve penis because there are trans lesbians with penises. There are lesbian relationships where everyone has penises in them.

    Sorry* to burst your transmisogynist bubble.

    *Lol, I’m not sorry.

    (Source: punlich, via zoe-cat)

  9. unofficiallyjuni:

    fuckyeah-nerdery:

    sigfodr:

    A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

    The bravest woman on Earth.

    I love her. Forever reblog.

    (via insomniacsamiya)

  10. (Source: demcats, via dion-thesocialist)